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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
by bruhhurb December 3, 2020
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Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.
by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024
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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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Breakfast Special

When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl
Ronald: I breakfast special Denny last night.

B.K.: I did the same thing to Wendy.
by CCWolfpack December 7, 2015
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Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
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hot breakfast

when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning
Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier

Damn bro
by wolfhaley123 September 27, 2021
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Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
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