nugget free egg

Nugget free egg be very good. Nugget free egg is egg but with no nugget. you like? if you no like nugget free egg you get killed by pineapple tonight. Enjoy feeding turtle taco with nugget free egg. i master of nugget free egg and nugget free cheese. have fun. I can see you. I'm watching you. Look behind you. you cant see me because i'm invisible. But i'm going to buy you a rack of nugget free egg ok? good good. good day my potato. Great carrot.

carrot: "I like your nugget free egg!"
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
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MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."

by personnumber993890859035 September 16, 2013

lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017

Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up

Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

world record egg

the world record egg on instagram .
(beat kylie jenner)

yo matt, did you see the world record egg?

no. i am a normie.

by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021

dead egg

A particularlt revolting smell expelled from your anus that has the aroma of a rotten, dying egg.

Oh my God, can you smell that? Some bastard has just dropped a dead egg!

by Nigel Fleming July 6, 2006

egg

what is wrong with you people!!?!??!?!??!
AN EGG IS A FREAKING EGG!!! if you dont know what that is..... LOOK IT UP!

hey sammie.... can i have a egg so i can throw it on my math teacher

by turtles rock November 21, 2010