Teacher: Where is you history homework?
Jennie: Oh, crap a little ding dong! I left it in my locker!
Jennie: Oh, crap a little ding dong! I left it in my locker!
by Hallie Corson September 20, 2004

by Crayola marker May 26, 2020

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

After fucking a guy a woman pulls on his dick and them hits him in the face, make sure you walk away after.
by TheBathroom,Hella! May 28, 2009

1. Plastic or silicone extension that slips over top of an undesired penis. (The natural penis is not desired because of its small size.)
Tessa: "Your penis is pretty, but it is too short. It is not getting the job done."
Sam: "I sure wish I had a bigger wiener."
Tessa: "Here. Put this six-inch hollow dong on!"
Sam: "I sure wish I had a bigger wiener."
Tessa: "Here. Put this six-inch hollow dong on!"
by Lilly Ann April 7, 2009

I axidently hit Raunel and Kenney in there Shaba Laba Ding-Dong and they were screaming bloddy murder.
by Stephanie-Jeanne February 7, 2007

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!
look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!
by chris black sr June 21, 2010
