dorkwave

Dorkwave (dôrk’-wav)
Origin – dork (dôrk)n vulgar slang for the penis + wav (wav) v. to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand

1. Wagging one's own penis after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one's trousers.

2. The act of grasping one's own (or other's) penis whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another's face, or at an anonymous passerby. If in an aroused state, bouncing upon one's forehead is also popular.

Gerald needs to perfect his dorkwave, he's always got a wet spot on the front of his trousers when he comes back from the bathroom.

Some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.

by Casper Weinberger May 31, 2005

dorkus

OnE cOoL dOrK..yea feel me..??

RiCcAH nd ViViaN are DorKuS..

by Vivian February 17, 2003

dorkweed

Poor quality marijuana.

Tyler must have scored some dorkweed. I can't even get a buzz off of this stuff.

by pdobrinen September 17, 2008

dorkarse

The combanation of dork and arse (asshole). Use for dorks that piss you off. Also good for dorks who show their butt crack frequently.

Scott is such a dorkass. He's gotta get off the computer and buy a belt.

by boobookittyfuck December 26, 2003

Dorkingly

very dorkable
adj. pertaining to dorks

those glasses look so dorkingly cute cute on you.

by Jadednerdgirl December 3, 2004

dorkbone

The cross between a dork and a bone head

Man that guy was such a dorkbone or
Dont be a dorkbone

by jnrmoody July 21, 2008

dorkarooski

a geek,dork, loser and a nerd

vinny is a dorkarooski.

by daklfdjkla November 24, 2006