Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.

February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills

by MasterOfNone333 March 28, 2022

army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016