Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
Get the Dylan mug.“Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.
When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.
by CalliNovak6969 September 19, 2018
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His classmates think he's quiet, shy, and amazingly friendly. He thinks he is nice, smart, and weird. I think he is a great person, sorta quiet, and very awesome.
Dylan is quiet.
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Get the dylan goetz mug.Think of any legendary song from 1965-1985, and there will be a good chance that it is a cover and was originally sung by Bob Dylan.
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Get the Bob Dylan mug.a horrible skin disease that makes hair grow on your nose. Quite tragic! There is no cure for this disease.
Doctor - "I'm very sorry ma'am but you've been diagnosed with dylanishi."
Patient - "Oh my no! anything but THAT!"
Doctor - "It's the truth, there is no cure for this hair growing on the nose disease."
Patient - "Oh my no! anything but THAT!"
Doctor - "It's the truth, there is no cure for this hair growing on the nose disease."
by Dylan de la Mater and Erin Duran - TOTAL NERDS!! January 11, 2009
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