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bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021
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The Devil's Uno

The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.
Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.
by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020
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Go-Deviled

To inflict serious harm upon oneself while splitting wood using a Go Devil. Or, to impropperly utilize the Go- devil on materials other than wood and injure oneself or another person in the process.
The wind knocked down that big birch tree in my yard the other night. Unfortunately while splitting it up for firewood I Go-Deviled my foot and missed 3 days of work. Or, I wish I didn't try to Go-Devil that piece of tin and used shears, I probably wouldn't have lost my right eye.
by Apexdreamer45 February 5, 2015
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Racing the Devil

Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.
I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.
by wkth10 July 6, 2016
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Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.
by Icee Baby May 26, 2009
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Devil’s salad

Having someone do a backflip into a cartwheel and finishing it off with a split on their partners pecker.

- Cremuni
I’m going to toss you like the Devil’s salad.
Come drop the devil’s salad on me.
by Cremuni July 2, 2021
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Devil's Friday

The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.
Did we get paid today?

Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.
by Jeffrey daumer March 19, 2014
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