crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.
Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session
by thekeytoyoursucesss October 08, 2017
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Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.
Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 10, 2020
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 30, 2021
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Bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021
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