Coffee ice cube

When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.

Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!

by D Rut. October 24, 2008

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When YouTubers film at 3am

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by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022

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who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007

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cup of coffee for your head

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.

I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.

by snacc bacc August 13, 2020

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