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Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!
This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.
by J to the R April 8, 2020
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Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
by Enterich April 22, 2020
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clean it out

procedure to verify that there are no passengers
remaining on a subway train at the terminal stop,
before the train turns around for another run, or
before the train goes to the yard (or gets laid up
on the middle track or on a siding)

phrase gets spoken through the crew intercom
or within earshot of stragglers over the train's
public-address loudspeakers

passengers who either did not hear/understand
the «This is the lasssst stop!» announcement on
the PA get barked at by Motorman/Conductor,
or are roused by the sound of heavy keys banged
on hard plastic or metal bars next to them

passengers who cannot be stirred by noise from
loud keys being smashed/rapped nearby are
extracted from the subway-train car by #TPO

entire sequence must begin and end quickly,
since the trains operate on a tight schedule
PA: «All right, we've got some still on board. Let's
#clean_it_out; CLEAN IT OUT!»
motorman: *walks to middle of train* «Last stop!»
conductor: *patrols rear half of train* «Last stop!»
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Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.
Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.
by ToeJay November 9, 2020
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Clean

Mom: hun its November 22
Me:dang it I actually have to clean
by The baddie grinch November 22, 2020
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Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.
by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020
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Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family.
Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.
by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020
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