john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

anti-chris

An adjective used to describe every character except Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.

Dad: Good morning son.
Chris: Good morning anti-chris, I mean Dad.
Dad: What did you say to me, faggot?
Chris: Nothingdadpleasedontbeatme

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

chris bourg

pasty white boy, very ugly, has milk bags for titties. only basketball move is the art of posting up. child molester, built like a whale

chris bourg is very ugly

by Oargay November 3, 2017

chris hardwick

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.

Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*

by destructicus December 27, 2011

chris bag

the most heinous form of human life. all forms of "bag" blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of "baggery" in existence. level of "bags" in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, scum bag, chris bag

Wow, he really hit rock bottom... a genuine chris bag.

by Ralfie McGuilicuttey October 25, 2010

Chris Tilli

a sexy guy that has alot of girls that talk to him. he always is just there doing his thing. he has so much swag, he makes black dudes look bad. hes so cute, and he tends to take pictures of weird things and put it on the internet. he always likes to eat. he is a adorable boy who is on every girls mind

oh my god, your a chris tilli!

by the stalker who knows November 13, 2011

chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007