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Canadian Dimples 

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.
Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

Canadian gobstopper 

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls
The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

canadian contact lenses 

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

Canadian Dodgeball 

A dodgeball move very common in Canada but almost unheard of in other parts of the world. It consists of one teammate throwing a lob ball up into the air. While the opponent has his hands in the air to catch the ball another teammate grabs the opponents ball. He then begins to suck the opponents balls. The opponent falls over in surprise and is left open to be attacked as he lies on the ground.
I was playing a intense game of dodgeball in Vancouver last night. I was the last one left and thought I may have been able to make a comeback but then Northerlion pulled a Canadian Dodgeball on me and I didn't stand a chance.
Canadian Dodgeball by fraxinus April 13, 2015

canadian foot bang 

When a man pisses on their partner's foot, then proceeds to slam his testes up and down, creating large bang noises.
example:

- hey, whats that noise coming from their room?
- i heard they're trying out a Canadian Foot Bang

canadian headlock 

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you
John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock