lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

Cakie

a famous boy born in the city of Trenton who started the famous nickname Cakie

"Look at the Cakie"

"it must of been that Cakie"

by Noljack March 31, 2010

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005

i cake you

a term of indearment or affections.
a spin of "i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Tyler..... I Cake You. You're awesome

by Kfunk April 30, 2006

hoe cake

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

cakeboy

a male homo; a dude that's gay.

That guy that works at the coffee place is a total cakeboy.

by BigDiesel May 25, 2004