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Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.
I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.
by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020
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fishy bubble bath

If you don't give your girl a 'fishy bubble bath' your an absolute joke
by Ryan omg'leary January 20, 2017
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Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.
dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.
by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022
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Buffalo Bubble Bath

the inverse of the Rochester Rain Puddle, commonly attributed to a male perpetrator. A Buffalo bubble Bath occurs when I female drinks so much she passes out next to her male companion and urinates in her sleep, soaking her and the unfortunate individual in bed with her. Named for the city which this phenomenon frequently occurs, Buffalo, providing further support for this city's reputation for binge drinking and sloppy women.
Sorry I am late, i had to go home and change my clothes because I woke up in a Buffalo Bubble Bath this morning thanks to all those shots Tricia had at the bar last night.
by ThePoopThatTookaPee May 14, 2015
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Sponge bath

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
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Digital bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”
by Pink maggot June 28, 2021
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