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August 14th, 2009

1. A day to celebrate, one that will always be remembered.

2. The day it all started; the best day of my life.
Blair and Mercedes fell in love August 14th, 2009.
by Mercedes Carter February 8, 2010
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August 12 2036

The specified date which where the universe will heat up and explode into flames, according to Loudward.
Hey you know August 12 2036?
Yeah, the heat death of the universe.
by I don't know aichajxj June 18, 2023
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august 19, 2009

the people born on august 19 r like absolutely perfect & stunning plus they r LEOS!! they hv the best personality ever & they r so gorgeous and kind and fun!! u may find them hanging out with their AMAZING fellow fire sign besties & living the best life ever
belle: "omg did you know that tiana was born on august 19, 2009?"
chloe: "WHAAT OMG NO WONDER SHE'S LIKE THE ABSOLUTE DREAM GIRL!!
by leos r better than u !! June 5, 2022
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August 2

If u r born on this day u deserve nothing
U were born August 2 u suc
by Not Hunter Douglas March 28, 2022
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AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.
Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day
by Average Monkey August 28, 2019
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August 9th

When a fake friend was born. They always throw shade at you, and pretend they didn’t when it’s brought up. They don’t hang out with you, using the excuse of “homework” or “cleaning”. They also block you on snap maps so you can’t see that they ditched you for another friend.
You: Hey, want to hang out?
Them: Sorry, I have to clean and do homework. Btw, my birthday is August 9th.
You: That explains it fake bitch.
by britney101bye November 5, 2019
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August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli
“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli
by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020
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