Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 25, 2022

top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!

(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”

by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

Dirty Parking Spot

When you fall asleep while doing anal.

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.

by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022

ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.

Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?

by Emilio Bromfeld July 23, 2021

wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back

“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves”

by Midge05 October 3, 2021

Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015