Sour Asshole

when a guy is giving a girl a rim job and she farts in his mouth so he throws up on her ass causing the rectum to flood with vomet

"I would lick your asshole, but you ate too many spicy burritos for dinner and the last time you pulled a sour asshole you fucked my sheets bitch"

by Captain Queef June 7, 2009

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.

"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."

by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

East Asshole

A faraway place; the other side of the world

Damn, nigga, you live way out in East Asshole.

by Marcel Leroux August 17, 2004

Kofi Asshole

This guy is about as much a friend of the American people as Osama Bin Laden.

The UN should be evicted from the U.S. immediately and the UN building should be demolished immediately thereafter.

by Go straight to hell you fascists. September 21, 2004

asshole cockfucker

an asshole that also happens to be a cockfucker... see cockfucker

That chick is an asshole cockfucker, one time i heard her assole fucked a cock so hard its made a penis vagina

by mike mikerson October 29, 2007

smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006

fucking asshole

People who just go off and block everybody to feel cool.

I'm a fucking asshole so im gonna go block Dylan so i'll be cool!!

by dylan morris July 29, 2007