Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021

evan nanevie

just a absolute goat.

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T

by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024

T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape

"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"

by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021