Noun
A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
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A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.
Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
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"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
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-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..
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