The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009

dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009

Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.

I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.

by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009

dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

by Velocitron August 12, 2019

bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

by The manager 382 February 3, 2014

Hallington Bear

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.

"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"

by Peachy McLovin February 24, 2009

Enviro-Bear

The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.

Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!

ENVIRO-BEAR

by Nugget Op January 8, 2010