National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

by wowowow January 12, 2024

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

national end a situationship day

November 25 is national end a situationship day. Boys love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows?.

“hey we should just be friends i can’t keep doing this”
“is it because it’s national end a situationship day?”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024

national end a situationship day

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.

“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024