polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018

Pisser Washing

When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.

Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.

by WhtWidowR August 2, 2018

Wash hand

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking

Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”

by Babywannabe January 19, 2019

A Wash Away

Someone who uses TOO much white wash on their social media

I didnt notice becky infront of that white background until I looked closely, what A Wash Away

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Fried Liver Wash

A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.

Who the hell named this “Fried Liver Wash?”

by liver-san January 31, 2019

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019