the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

walking wide

Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).

After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.

by anarcissie June 12, 2008

j walking

to walk on any street with a lit joint to smoke

I was j walking and this cop smelt my dank. So i ran across the street withough looking.

by AB-bomb August 31, 2006

walking on clouds

When you meet a girl in your Spanish class and speak with her for 2 minutes, and decide you want to marry her.

To not walk on clouds: see, "shitting the moon"

I am walking on clouds right now!!!!!!!

by Brucey Bonus November 8, 2006

a walk off

When God was giving out the brains they walked off.

"Paula is so dumb and stuppit I think when god was giving out her brain she walked off and a walk off is what she will always be"

by Kevin1960 August 29, 2006

Walking Triangle

Term used to describe those people with a short torso and long legs. Walking triangles are known for their short temper and often non-sensical anecdotes. Walking triangles are very dangerous and should be handled with care.

Hey did you see that walking triangle? Whoa, stay back I heard they are dangerous.

by Some Guy February 25, 2005

Jew-walk

to walk in a straight line, even if the pathway you walk on is curved, causing you to bump your friends slowly off the road like a dumb ass bitch.

Dude, i was just strolling along next to Wil, and he totally jew-walked me off the sidewalk!

Thats fucked up man, wanna fight him?

Hell yeah i do!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009