ur mom 

a milf <3

“oh my god it’s ur mom!”

“damn she’s hot”

ur mom by lendisnhrudbwvd March 27, 2022

ur mom 

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

ur mom by ponkie March 28, 2022

ur mom 

is super hot and loves to date younger men. Especially the ones named Owen Enneking.

OMG ur mom.

ur mom by my mommm March 28, 2022

ur mom 

it is used as a roast word, usually to destroy the other person's life

"You are fat."
Your mom

ur mom by Saussy Sam March 29, 2022

ur mom 

a commonly used word that you can use for anything and EVERYTHING all most and basic white boy you find will say it. this is also a very overused word.

you- what you after school
basic white boy- ur mom

ur mom by BlueBarryBeeBenson March 29, 2022

ur mom 

a joke

u just got ur momed

ur mom by ur dad who didnt come back March 30, 2022

urmothersasscheecks.com

EHEM EHEM.

urmothersasscheecks.com is very fun to be with, entertaining and someone you can hang out with! :D

(Although she’s not for sale, she’s mine…BAKR BARK BARK )
Its 6am and I haven’t slept yet so sorry if it’s too short MWUA <3

“Have you ever heard of urmothersasscheecks.com?” “No I haven’t, who is she?” “She’s mine <33”
“BARK BAKR BAKR BAKR WOOF WOOF MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AWOOGAAAAAAAA” (^з^)-♡

urmothersasscheecks.com by shiine.ey March 30, 2022