tolerance

Originally a beautiful thing but it has been perversely cheapened by the intolerant left.

The left needs to learn tolerance instead of using the word to brainwash and mold everyone into accepting their intolerant way of thinking.Liberals tried to 'force' tolerance which isn't a very tolerant thing to do.

by freedom doesn't exist December 28, 2005

Sweat Towel

An absorbent garment used to leverage the belly fat of a large female while in the doggy style position. So that vagina is accessible to the male erection.

<Guy 1> She was so big I had to use the sweat towel!
<Guy 2> I wondered were my scarf went.

by Cheez is rice November 2, 2010

tik toker

tik tokers are the devil that you can only beat with death notes BUT DO NOT WRIGHT THERE NAME IN the death note you just slap them with it till the demon tik tok gets out of them and then you hire a exosist to get rid of all of the tik tok

THAT PERSON IS TOTALLY A TIK TOKER

by dpanimates March 2, 2020

Toner

A boner you get from great tone.

Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.

by troy>i September 14, 2011

Tea towel holder

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.

Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

Towel

A random, obscure comeback when nothing else can be thought of. First used by South Park character Towely.

"Sir. We can't accept your application on account of...well...you're a towel."

"Uhh...uhm...you're a towel..."

by Malix711 June 23, 2008

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010