by Serial Palmtree May 28, 2022
Get the Tim McInnismug. by realdumbass69 February 19, 2023
Get the Tim Towersmug. 
The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .
Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"
by Real Canadian69 November 10, 2019
Get the Nibbling the Tim-Bitsmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the `~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`mug. Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Timsmug. Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader who is decisive and firm.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.
He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader who is decisive and firm.
Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.
He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 23, 2021
Get the Timmug.