Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.

Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.

by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014

string theory

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.

A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"

by Felmor March 19, 2009

magic penis theory

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

theorycraft

A nerdy term relating to discussions of hypothetical situations in a computer game. Originates from the Starcraft community and was later adopted en masse by the similarly geeky Warcrafters.

Ex1
Nerd 1: if ur a X n u Y every Z u fight u omgwtfpwn them every time, lolz!!!111eleven
Nerd 2: Well considering Z's don't exist yet, that's theorycraft

Ex2
Nerd 1: I'm sick of theorycrafters, don't they have anything better to do?
Nerd 2: Not really

by Alasdair Slessor February 28, 2008

Fish Hook Theory

The ideology of extremists.

When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!

Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.

See also: horseshoe theory

Fish Hook Theory is cancer.

by Politics are garbage October 14, 2017

The Prometheus Theory

Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.

1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.

by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005

White Car Theory

When a girl drives a white car she is either less than a 3 or more than a 7 on the hotness scale

Dude, did you see that girl in that car

White car theory of course

by Thereaper123 November 4, 2012