Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024

Fairy

A British way of saying pussy.

Man 1: I can't do that! It's against the law...
Man 2: you fairy!!!

by Asehastly December 18, 2016

Puffy Puffy Fag Fairy

A phrase used commonly by British form subs (substitute teacher) against members of the LGBTQ community.

Kamil Batog, stop being such a puffy puffy fag fairy.

by haroldjenkins March 25, 2022

herpie fairy

A person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases around with no regard for anyone.

"Just got my test results back.

That fuckin herpie fairy put some shit on me!"

by JEPHPH80 February 20, 2018

Fairy Whisp

A soft sounding fart usually coming out of a lady's behind.

I was at church tonight and I smelled a fairy whisp.

by Lintinyoureye April 5, 2017

Fairy

A male who acts very feminine, typically homosexual but can also be heterosexual.

Someone who tries to catch fish from the couch and is afraid of shore dives with 1-2ft wave forecast because it’s a “yardsale”

Someone who shares dive spots with multiple dive buddy groups and can’t load his own double roller 120cm speargun

Someone who spears undersized calicos and have a 10second breathhold

Andy, if you’re going to upgrade to a roller you have to be able to load it. you're a fucking fairy for sharing dive spots even tho you barely dive 1time a year

by Ghost crew April 7, 2022

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018