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skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.
Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken
by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019
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GLAZED CHICKEN

why the shit would you look this up, what circumstances do you have to be in to search this up. when would you need to search up glazed chicken. its just chicken with idk fucking oil on it or some shit
i will shove a glazed chicken up your nose if you don't scram rn
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020
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Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.
Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.
by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019
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triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995
Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!
by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014
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chicken mel

the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
Heisenberg: chicken mel is shit
Bleddyn: agreed
by crafter97 April 24, 2022
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minecraft chicken

a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises
"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"
by meowykitty March 22, 2021
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crystal chicken

The best band name for Lego rock band.
Boy: who is the best band on lego rock band
Boy 2: crystal chicken of course
by Idk some chicken guy July 4, 2021
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