Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
Get the Tony "mel" Schworermug. my inspiration.
by valentina eyelish November 10, 2020
Get the tony tamponymug. The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
Get the Tonymug. An extremely handsome, caring guy. Amazing boyfriend material, loving and sweet. "Tonies" have great listening skills, and will lay around with you for hours. Will write sweet notes, and never forget an anniversary or birthday. Capable of making even the worst days better, and cute enough to kiss, a Tony is the best kind of guy.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
Tonys annoying
by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020
Get the Tonymug. 
A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.
by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019
Get the playboy tonymug. actually a legend. bro is a maths genius, gives every1 all the maths ahw and is full stop just a legend. Everyone loves him. he's getting insanely wham and built and is always on a mission. He is positive and such a nice person to be around - acc everyone's boy.
by Mr leverett July 18, 2024
Get the Tony Qiumug.