Rat Pie

A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.

I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.

by Mr F & Mrs A September 8, 2009

Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus

Omg I had a queef pie last night!

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.

"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"

by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008

Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".

Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.

by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008

humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.

man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Rag Pie

/rag pī/
noun

1. A vagina filled with blood from a woman's period.

Fuck you Timmy! Go eat a Rag Pie!

by Eddie Justice April 10, 2016

Pumpkin pieing

Oral sex with a natural redhead.

"Hey Cliff, when you went pumpkin pieing last night did the carpet match the drapes?"

by McCurdyCakes November 16, 2015