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The Gronk

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The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.

If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.

(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
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When the situation is difficult, it's time for you to show you can make it(the brave person acts).You face the difficulty, you don't run away.
Anna lost her job and her boyfriend dumped her for her best friend. She carried on. When the going gets tough the tough gets going. Three monthes later she was in a better job and going out with a really nice guy.
by Leonardo Manduca Sales November 28, 2007
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magic the gathering

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A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".
Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008
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Flash The Gash

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Phrase commonly used in "jest". Taken from popular game show phrase "Flash The Cash". Means, basically to get your vagina out for display purposes and amusement. Not to be taken seriously, however some females may actually flash it on demand when given the command. So beware if you are not fully expecting to experience the sight of a females gaping axe wound/vertical bacon baguette.
"Oh come on love, just FLASH THE GASH!!!"

"There's no-one lookin', just FLASH THE GASH!!!"
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
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over the glasses look

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When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.
"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"
by jatty July 6, 2009
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The Gotebeski Years

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The first decade of every century. The years from xx00-xx10, the decade after the nineties and before the teens.
The Regatta of 2007 was the best of the Gotebeski years.
by The Little Guy June 1, 2007
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the groove

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when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.
"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."
by Jack324 April 13, 2007
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