stupid tits

What mel gibson calls a bitch in heat who's tits are fake.

In her tight dress you could see the Vegas whore's pussy from behind and her stupid tits.

by uncleherpes July 13, 2010

shitty tits

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".

Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!

by Hoppertronix Thompson February 08, 2011

That would be tits!

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

by fugly cholo November 17, 2012

Shit Tit

When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob

"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."

by Flint Michigan July 13, 2014

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 15, 2006

tit-fuck

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

Also known as Tit-Wank.

by Bruce Lee April 04, 2003

cum tits

The art of a guys sticky love potion sliding ever so gently down her tits.

After that smut sucked my fucking cock she had a warm sticky fat pair of cum tits when i blew my load

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008