Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 25, 2021

thomas the tank engine

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.

"thomas the tank engine just robbed me, bro"

by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

Tank

This, is the perfect name for your loving, yet muscular dog. Tank is a strong boy, yet loyal and and caring to his “family”! He loves his KONG and plays with anyone! So, if to have a dog like this….and are wondering about a name, look no further!

Nicknames:
• Tankie
•Tankers

“Tank! Tankie! Tankers! Who’s a good boy!”

by DictionaryTank12347 June 18, 2021

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tunisian Tank Twister

The Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) Is a sexual move where a man ejaculates inside of a woman's oxygen tank. The pressure from the air causes the semen to build up and move throughout the hose. It then accumulates in the nostrils and stops the victim from breathing. Similar to a Kansas Tornado.

Eric: Yo last night I gave my grandma a fire Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) and she died from it
Hank: Fire bro

by anonymous April 1, 2025

tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered

"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"

by primpan September 9, 2018

Skank Tank

Alternative name for a strip club or a peep show.

Hey Jimmy, want to visit the skank tank and see some action!?

by ToastyWaffles December 27, 2021