Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Tijuana Toilet Eel

Human stool that has made it's way into the Ocean.

I once dropped in on a wave only to be snaked by a Tijuana Toilet Eel!

by Poway Mark January 7, 2010

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

Wad of toilet paper

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

by Eddy8 July 24, 2014

Skibidi Toilet syndrome

This refers to people who sings the "Skibidi Toilet Anthem" in a loop. This phenomenon targets kids who uses YouTube, Tiktok influencers and average people.

"Skibidi Dop YES YES!"

Man, stop! Your Skibidi Toilet syndrome only gets worse. Please calm down.

by SlammerGaming0 October 21, 2023

toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

Toilet bowl special

When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet

She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!

by Dyldylbaby September 6, 2013