"Dang, Suzie, is hotter than hot now she's all grown up"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"
by kimmy booth March 05, 2005
When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."
Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."
by Komodai April 08, 2006
A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.
by dgw November 03, 2007
When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.
by Sageindigo February 26, 2009
Jesus, only made of wood
by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007
by squilliam December 01, 2006
1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".
Jew: FUCK YOU!
Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 12, 2006