Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus

Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up

by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024