Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

stanky jane

Very strong smelling weed...it came from sharkey

damn that dro is some stanky jane

by Matchu January 25, 2006

shank

To stab someone in Gears of War 3 with your Retro Lancer

Hey cover me guys, I'm gonna go shank someone for a stylish kill!

by Shiny Zebra September 28, 2011

stankwang

A name that you call someone to subtly insinuate that they are a buttfag and have gay anal intercourse, thereby getting feces on their cock
thus, giving the name combination of "stank" (for the doodoo) and "wang" (for their gay penis)

Me: Jimmy dude, you're such a stankwang.

Jimmy: I'm just a fragile little girl, leave me alone!

Me: Whatever buttfag.

(Jimmy throws a big fit and leaves to be a stankwang with his redheaded friend)

by Jubeidude February 6, 2007

Stankmaker

Ass, butt, rear-end, booty. The body part you most generally sit upon.

Bitch! Move your god damn stankmaker out of my fuckin' way!

by Koli the Word Smith June 14, 2011