When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
Get the Soft Punchmug. A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009
Get the Soft Sax Strapmug. A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023
Get the Soft-boiled lesbianmug. 
a word used to describe a cute girl but seems like the complete opposite of hot. she might like bees or kittens or something weird, but she really doesn't care. usually she's a bit quiet and really shy because the other girls think she's weird.
or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
by softies April 2, 2019
Get the softmug. When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.
by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018
Get the Softmug. A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
Get the Softmug.