Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

Party socks

Type of socks usually with red or blue stripes on top of tube socks 2 or 3 stripes. Used as a derogatory term. May no longer be relivant as this was a negative term in 1980's - 1990's in the eastern united states'.

Party socks "where's the party at". Party meaning you have party socks on.

by Signal333 June 2, 2021

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

Sock Tease

The act of arousing someone with a foot fetish by lengthening the process of a sock removal.

My girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish, so she gave me a sock tease it took her almost two minutes for her to get those stinky socks off!

by Bobjoelman February 25, 2018

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018