1: Hey man, how was your night?
2: Pretty good, but i have a bad case of sleep deprivation.
1: Well that sucks. Did you find any good kitten pictures?
2: Pretty good, but i have a bad case of sleep deprivation.
1: Well that sucks. Did you find any good kitten pictures?
by Sadapop July 7, 2011
Get the Sleep deprivationmug. when you lie next to someone when they are sleeping and whisper creepy sweet nothings into their ear. helps if you are of the opposite sex
i gave her the best sleep creep she has ever had. she woke up and hit me and then didnt remember it the next day.
by erikdean February 23, 2011
Get the sleep creepmug. when you go camping with your best buddy and you wake up with your buddy gone and a condom in your butt.
by Rahat Ahmed July 15, 2008
Get the sleeping bagmug. when one homosexual place his foreskin on anothers, then stretches it over the other penis, causing the image of a sleeping bag.
by bansky April 15, 2008
Get the Sleeping Bagmug. When an emo kid, especially one about to become an hero, enters a trance-like state, and begins to build the rage. After the sleep-like state subsides, the emo will begin to raucusly attack those around it in a blind rage. Examples can be found on youtube under "Zack Freaks Out"
by Anonymousinboulder March 10, 2008
Get the emo sleepmug. when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
Get the sleep textingmug. This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
Get the Sleep Crapneamug.