Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

International no shirt day

No shirt, no problem.

International no shirt day "no shirt on for a day"

by Annonguy8211 August 8, 2025

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

The misfits shirt incident

When a guy named cooper Kenneth miller jacked off with another guy named Ayden in his room making direct eye contact before violently ejaculating on his red misfits shirt

Ayden is still traumatized From the misfits shirt incident

by 1dk123456789 December 5, 2025

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025