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September 13

September 13 is when the GOAT Playboi Carti was born.
by sussyamongusdababy November 12, 2021
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September 8th 2009

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late
person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again
by Jacksonbootytickler June 29, 2022
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Vriska Serket

16y/o who lives in Alternia, and has 8 D8 dice to attack. Left arm blown off by an explosion and is replace with a metal one made by Equius Zahhak. Her blood is navy blue. She types like this: syllables that resemble how 'eight' sounds like and the letter b is replaced with 8 due to her obsession of the number 8.
e.g. AG (arachnidsGrip, her Trollian trolltag) Dude, it was o8viously click88, are you that dum8?
AT (adiosToreador, see Tavros Nitram) fUCK YOU,
also she can do mind control shit
by dippingsauce11 November 1, 2020
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No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow
"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'
by Highscore November 3, 2020
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September 5

The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.
Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.
by vinnlikespans April 13, 2021
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September 2

National tall people day. Anyone who is taller than 5’5” gets $5 from a short person
by parreot September 2, 2021
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September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.
gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?
by ExtraFeverr September 22, 2020
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