Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014

Open Season

A Rip Off of Family Guy

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off

by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023

Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017

seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016