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San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020
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San Clemente, CA

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020
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San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
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San Francisco Sunroof

When a man, woman or the like takes an anal creampie, then poops the cream into someones open sunroof.
I gave a complete stranger a San Francisco Sunroof, I was surprised to see a dog in the back seat. Damn dog cleaned up after me.
by 0712 September 1, 2022
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San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
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Domenic San Filippo

A primitive human from the pre-agricultural era brought to modern times. Commonly fascinated with rocks and Spongebob Squarepants facts.
"Oh fuck Domenic San Filippo has caved my friend's skull in with a stone!"

"Damn. Anyways do you guys remember that SpongeBob episode where...(Insert any SpongeBob episode premise)"
by Walkingmannnnn January 25, 2022
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San Jose Prep

San Jose Prep is a preparatory school in Jacksonville Florida with grades k-12. They have a Varsity boys team, middle school boys team and Varsity girls team. Their Varsity team won state champs and their middle school team is #1 or #2 in the city is not on the basketball team. They got some thick girls too.
San Jose prep is a nice school with lots of toys
by nodroppp February 8, 2022
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