Get the SALTS mug.A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.
Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”
Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
by uɐǝq October 13, 2020
Get the Salt Shaker mug.Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.
Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020
Get the One-season salt mug.What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
by QuacksO January 12, 2017
Get the winter salt mug.Man 1: aye I linked with Emily last night
Man 2: bro is she a salt shaker
Man 1: yeah and a water pistol
Man 2: bro is she a salt shaker
Man 1: yeah and a water pistol
by Nobman October 25, 2020
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Get the Salt mug.When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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