punett square 

an evil invention that is officially used to predict what genotype/phenotype offspring will have, but truly used to torture little seventh graders.

Oh today we are going to make you kids do yet another punett square worksheet! I'm typing it up now! Lets see... lets make it about... ah! Oompa Loompas!

The next day.... Hamsters!

The next day... Homemade aliens!

punett square by nobodywhydoucare? December 3, 2009

Two square 

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.

The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.

Two square by XenoXTA October 31, 2017

Turning Squares Circle 

To masturbate

Caitlin: hey ben wanna help me turn squares circle

Turning squares circle

Turning Squares Circle by Jazim June 13, 2019

Tommy T-Square 

The worst player on pro clubs in the whole game.All it does is skill and lose the ball straight away

I was playing pro clubs but i knew we would lose because we had tommy t-square

Tommy T-Square by Ariba Charlie May 28, 2019

square o'clock 

When it's time to smoke a square.

Person 1: Hey man, got a light? It's about square o'clock.
Person 2: Yeah (lights cigarette)

square o'clock by KTBM August 4, 2007

square dancing

When a hoe/prostitute has a straight clean (blue collar)guy as a boyfriend.

You gonna make this money or continue square dancing all night?

square dancing by ms.bottom May 13, 2009

square 

To be understood by someone; to get the meaning of a statement clearly.

Are we square on this?

square by Jehy January 7, 2006