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rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
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rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat
My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!
by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016
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Tutsi Roll

Switching positions during sex with a Rwandan man or woman.
New video on PornHub. Rwandan couple can’t stop doing Tutsi Roll’s.
by BeastEJ December 14, 2018
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Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.
Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.
by GringoTN September 28, 2019
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rick roll

The ancient art of trickery known by man for many millennia. To send someone to the realm of eternal shame and despair that they will feel for many hours.
Man 1: Hey, I found this cool video
Man 2: What is it?
Man 1: *Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)*
Man 2: ... SHIT
Man 1 : Haha, classic rick roll
by IsItWrongToButterMyAss April 27, 2020
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Rick Roll

You heard Somebody say "I got rickrolled again!" and went here.
You try to get your free robux and get linked to Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley. Haha.
"Wait this isn't Free Robux why is this the Rick Roll Link"
or
"THIS ISN'T THE Rick Roll LINK WHY IS THIS All The Single Furries"
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roll troll

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.
Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?
by Allie85 March 8, 2011
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