A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
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He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!
Girl #2
Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.
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Hey what’s up?
Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!
Girl #2
Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.
Robert-
Hey what’s up?
Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
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