Resading

a misspesling of reading, often defined as synonomous with sexual intercourse

"So me and Sheila, yeah, we were resading last night"
"You two did it?!?"
"No we, werre doing our homework... crazy person"

by Color Blind April 17, 2010

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Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

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readle

to read a book, article, etc. on an Amazon Kindle

I just got the new Stephen King book, and I can't wait to readle it!

by JamieKindle March 2, 2011

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readophobia

1st: when one is scared of reading text off any sort

2nd: when one had a large fear of paul read due to his scary face and threatning looks.

example 1:
teacher: why didnt you do your homework boy
student: dude , i couldnt... i have readophobia

example 2:
lucy's friend: lucy why dont you just talk to paul?
lucy: I HAVE READOPHOBIA!

by pauly ready December 13, 2012

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An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

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Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

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